Subject: If life had tech
support.......
by Anonymous
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0, and now Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operation system. Try entering the
command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1
is a very
bad program that will create Snoring Loudly Wav files. Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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July 27, 2005
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